someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
“I married Onmund very early in the game and I in no way regret it, but I’m sure he does. When we go adventuring in temples, I often set him on fire because of Jzargo’s fire scrolls BY ACCIDENT and he proceeds to claim he’s leaving me forever. I then go load an earlier save so he can’t escape.”
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.


